||Humerous/ Funny Poems
||John Bannister Tabb
|John Bannister Tabb (1845-1909)was an accomplished poet and educater, born near Richmond, Virginia.
|The Keyhole quarrelled with the Key
Because he said agape was she
To whispering suggestion;
Then, each appealing to the Door,
He counselled them to fight no more
About an open question.